Oh boy, a new MP3 player! Just wanted I wanted for my birthday. No more having to carry this Discman around, or hum tunes to myself, or enjoy the natural orchestra of bird life around me. Goodbye, little sparrow! What sweet music you used to make for me. But you've been replaced by this sleek digital dynamo here—replaced for good. Fly, fly away—we'll always have your gentle whistling. Well, time to take this thing for a spin! I've loaded it with all of my favorite legally downloaded MP3s, and now I'm going to hit the town! The sidewalk is my dominion—the spring in my step, undeniable. All of the songs I love! OK, here we go!
Girllllll drop it to the flooooooooooor, I love the way yo boooooty gooooooooo—Eugh! These earbuds! These earbuds are awful! I've been duped! DUPED! The sparrow was right when it glared at me with contempt—it knew. It knew these pre-packaged earbuds were trash. If only I'd planned ahead—I could have replaced these pathetic excuse for headphones with these
Altec Lansing Upgrader UHS306 earbuds, just twenty bucks, with free shipping! Well, back to distracting myself with bird songs, I suppose. - SB
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