It's nice to have a potential sexual partner come over and watch some TV. But how many Real Housewives marathons can you withstand? Ten? Ten thousand? You'll break. You know you will. You can't withstand them over, and over, and over, and
over. And then what are you going to do? Watch CNN? THE WORLD FALLING TO SHIT. Nobody's getting laid by watching a ticker. You could turn off the TV,
I guess. But then what? Go outside? And risk getting hit by a car, or meteor, or falling into an uncovered manhole? There's always dinner—but what if you run out of things to say? You'll just stare at each other. Unceasingly. The tension will vibrate through the air as your relationship implodes. Thud.
Thud. Soon, this person across from you isn't a significant other, but a significant bother—a foe. You hate each other. You can't stand the sight of them. Disgust! Resentment! Vile gendered lizard creature! You two should have just stayed home. Stayed on the couch. Stayed by the glowing aegis of the HDTV. And an $80
Apple TV (with free shipping) would give you something worth staring at. -SB
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